Oh shit. I bought an Affinity lifetime thing a couple of years ago. Oh fuck, I didn’t realise I was supporting canva. Are they gonna force me to upgrade into this bullshit? God damn it, Affinity Photo and Designer were pretty good.

Any good alternatives out there? Ideally something cheap, I am not flush with cash at the moment 😬

Oh good more influencers

Wow, she looks like a bruiser. It’s funny cos he looks like a weasely little bastard. Just two absolutely fucking hideous slabs of meat, made uglier by their permanently sneering expressions and made impossible to stand by their eternally cruel actions.

May the happy couple get what they deserve 🤞

It just seems crazy. Normal, sane, hardworking people of the world are begging for governments and corporations to stop killing us through pollution, but the rich don’t give a fuck. There won’t be consequences for them. There won’t be a reckoning. It just feels like they’ll stubbornly punish all of us for not being born wealthy like they were.

I’d imagine they’re saying that not voting for Kamala is, in effect, not voting AGAINST the GOP.

So in that case, I think they mean the apology would be to everyone for allowing the GOP to win again.

Just explaining what I think they’re saying, not saying I agree or disagree with that sentiment.

You don’t have to feel guilty about risking your own health! I never felt guilty about smoking (never smoked other than in smoking areas), I never feel guilty about eating processed bullshit that is probably no good for me.

This world is too cold to feel guilty for something that only affects you! 🫡

Wait who was getting away with working from home when their boss thinks they’re in the office anyway? Is that a thing in big companies??

My entire agency is like 10 people so we all work in the same room (it is hell, the marketing trio are the most annoying fuckers on earth) so they’d definitely know if I was WFH so this makes no difference to me.

Awh yeah because the type of person to use a chatbot is definitely the type of person to be honest and not take credit for what the chatbot outputs. No fucker is gonna disclose this unless they’re trying to sell a chatbot model to a greater fool.

Jesus, what kind of fucked up person seriously says that to someone out of the blue?

The Pedo Prince is still not in prison though is he

Oh true, lemme just saddle up and fix the US economy myself 👍

Ew Jesus Christ can we get some kind of blur on pictures of this absolute meathead? It’s like getting flashbanged when this leering simian head pops into my feed 😂

Anyway, whatever this dipshit is saying, she’s a racist, the loudest moron in the room, and a Christian nationalist. Fuck that. She’s still the enemy.

To be honest, I think the punchline is “bad person we don’t like gets hurt.” In this particular telling, the bad person is incidentally a woman, but the joke seemingly has varying characters as mentioned by another commenter below.

Internet’s dead folks, time to get back to the real world! 🥳

We’re fucked. No point being scared of something we have no control over. A few rich men will come out of this ahead, and the rest of us will fight over the scraps, lose our homes, and starve. 🤷‍♂️

God, nature is so freaky. Look at that thing. What the fuck, man.

Haha wow they made the robot call him gay what a sick burn! Grooooosssss!!! Thank god this man who got famous via “negative” publicity definitely isn’t still doing that!!! Great job, Futurism!!!

Stupid outlet. Stupid story. Stupid person. Stupid technology. This man gets richer and gets the attention he wants. Journalists need to have a bit of a think before they start typing.

Sadly, and happily, I’m currently sober. So, unfortunately, looks like a meager pension might be on the cards for me at the moment! ✌️

Fuck yeah, that’s what I like to hear. Where you getting £2 an ale???

I wasn’t counting the cigarettes! Or the charlie, or the speed, or the ket, or the weed 😂