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i only saw it once in theatres…?

not sure where i inplied otherwise…

oh. the first time i laughed. not the first time i saw the movie.

i was watching jurassic world in the theatre and drinking heavily. i kept laughing at the god awful dialogue and ridiculous plot points. a couple people glared at me… the first time. The second time the whole theatre was joining in.

it was just so fucking bad. there is something about being in a theatre that helps people not notice the shit, and ive often found that all it takes is some laughter to cut theough the shitty veneer and the garbage is evident.

i enjoyed the movie. but it was not a good movie.

i dont know how anyone could possibly expect to fish without a flamethrower to scare the fish into the kiln.

its text on a fucking background. who fucking gives a shit how it was made? its not generating revenue and it has more impact than plain text. fuck off.

i think they may be referencing the fact that huge amounts of money have been given to them by google?

You beautiful bastard, you.

I couldn’t agree more.

It’s fucking pathetic.

This is so, so fucking stupid.

Am i really supposed such a jarring and complete lack of ceitical thinking ability to believe that this is an issue worth writing an article about?

To explain: of all the monumentally incompetent, illegal, mond-numbingly stupid, and agressively short-sighted things a trenager is inevitably going to type into a school laptop I’m supposed to believe that THIS, this is what is worth writing an article about?

I do not disagree with what the author is teying to say but holy fucking shit what a load of pandering, steaming shit this is.

Getting flagged for being trans is, like, one of a countless number of idiotic things a teenager could do with a school laptop with monitoring software installed that could potentially land them in hot water.

The dangers of normalizing surveillance amongst students are so fucking multitudinous that to highlight any one of them is fuckjng pointless when addressing the root of it covers ALL of them. Including the subject of this article.

imagine being in school and theres a boy thats mean to you, we can call him billy Palestine.

one day Billy Palestine pushes past you at recess and tou fall over and scrape your knee. Billy Palestine probably shouldnt have done that. It was mean.

But you dont push Billy back, no. The nect day at recess you chop his dick and balls off with a rusty mest cleaver and stuff them in his fucking mouth and assrape the shit out of him in fill view of the school before finally cutting off his head and leaving him right there on the playground.

Imagine defending this.

I’m Canadian and I’d rather get a piping hot poutine enema than visit the US right now.

William Shatner, everyone!

Coukdnt agree more.

People are too fucking stupid to understand thr difference between Judaism and Israel.

You can condemn Israel without hating Jewish people.

The fact this miniscule, rudimentary level of critical thinking is beyond the majority of people is fucking appalling and dishesrtening.

A partner of mine had many fay male friends. She relayed a story once about one of her gay male friends hanging out with a straight person he was trying to be friends with. She showed me the texts he’d sent her on their hangout and they contained things loke: “what the fuck do straight people like?” and “what the hell are we supposed to talk about?” and “we are just kind of sitting here silently and I feel awkward”.

I don’t have a point with this anecdote but I always laugh when I think about it.

Bur what about the droid attack on the wookies?

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