I mean if every variable aligns with any possible edge case that can bleed off velocity including three body interactions with the moon. Is there ever a situation where some substantial (car++) or enormous (skyscraper+++) size rock lands on the surface without explosive energy? Align stars, consult math mediums, play some ZZ Top, piss off Bary the narcissist, or conjure a primordial black hole, just land me a big rock in my yard Science Santa. I want an m-type for Maymass, but any type will do if you can land it.
https://thatjoescott.com/2024/07/01/how-the-fifth-element-really-ended-according-to-science Joe Scott did an interesting video on the ending of “The Fifth Element”, and what would happen if you magically parked a large object in low earth orbit. You don’t get slower than stopped, and the results are still not good.