Being a proud maritime nation, sure we should be celebrating this by having each denomination of note show a different famous vessel?
£5 is Boaty McBoatface.
How about this priest they arrested for attending a pro-Palesitian protest?
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Not a uk citizen but i wanna say shopping trolley in the canal
Me neither, but that just provides us with an objective look at what’s clearly best, free of encumbering sentiment.
I like the Bermudian idea of using flora and fauna to capture a country’s distinctive identity. A shift like this would show that we’re not trapped in tradition.
Exactly. A spectral lion, dragon, and unicorn in the background. In the foreground, a bulldog wearing mirrored steampunk goggles on a surfboard doing an aerial off a cresting wave with a fancy caption beneath him reading “Britannia rules the waves!” The mirrored goggle lenses are where the shiny anti-counterfeiting hologram goes.
Also, get Jessica Borutski to do the draft. She did a Canada logo a while back.
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Dog shit in a plastic bag, tied to a tree.
Oh the options are endless…Liz Kendall in an SS uniform machine-gunning a load of disabled people, Yvette Cooper in a Suffragette tee laughing as a load of anti-genocide supporters get arrested for holding signs, Keir Starmer taking a shit on the UK whilst Farage stands off to one side loosening his belt ready to go next.
Keir eagerly awaiting Trump’s load? Farage wiping his arse with the country?
a stabbing outside a ladbrokes
That accidental renaissance picture outside the Printworks in Manchester
The Bude Tunnel surely, who could deny that pinnacle of human achievement?
A true marvel of 20th Century engineering.
I think they should hire Jim’ll Paint It for the job
JK Rowling hate-tweeting
Sycamore Gap?
How about renditions of the movie Threads? That seems the most optimistic projection for the UK’s future on its current path.
A turd floating down a river?
How about this? On the front, an image of Charles signing a decree condemning trans women as pedophiles. On the back, a painting of an obese King Charles furiously masturbating to child pornography while an anti-genocide protester is chained naked in the same bed. That’s the truest representation of the UK I can think of right now.
