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Omnimater@sh.itjust.works to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

What is always worth it?

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What is always worth it?

Omnimater@sh.itjust.works to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    Pooping after 3 days of holding it in.

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      This is gonna be lemmy’s poop knife and broken arms

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        Can you throw me a link? I kinda missed it and am not sure if the search function would even find it

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          also posted below, but this needs to be shared

          here you go

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        Throw in a mysterious hidden safe and you’ve got your old reddit back!

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          decoy snail

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      That was first meme post for me to see on fediverse and I always have a bit of chuckle from it :D

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        What’s the reference?

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          here ya go

          this

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      Definitely not pooping on day 2 like a bitch though

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      I’m going to have to disagree on this one. After 3 days you aren’t going to have a soft, enjoyable poo. You’re going to be passing a small turd-child through a hole that’s not meant to stretch that wide.

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        Yep, it would be at least 13 kurecks.

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        Sure, but it only gets harder the longer it goes on. At 3 days it’s worth it to expel that turd-child

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