Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 10 months agoDid you hear about that coach?lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square57linkfedilinkarrow-up11.01Karrow-down113
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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·10 months agoOkay, but here me out. What if God is real and doing the Christian thing guarantees that your team wins games against the Pasadena Pagans?
minus-squareAeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoThen the team that prays should be disqualified for cheating.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoNothing in the rulebook that says a dog can’t play basketball divine intervention is prohibited during play.
minus-squareshastaxc@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoThey should be hedging their bets and have each player pray to a different god.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoGetting my son’s high school coach on the horn to suggest this as a new approach. To date, we’ve just been banking on angels assisting the outfield, and it has not worked out.
minus-squarefrezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoI’m questioning the morality of the god that cares about high school football games more than starving children.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoThey can care about both and be equally effective.
minus-squarehexabs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoGuaranteed if all do it or can nutjob Jerry take care of that department?
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoI’ve never seen a pagan professional sports team win the championship in any major league.
Okay, but here me out. What if God is real and doing the Christian thing guarantees that your team wins games against the Pasadena Pagans?
Then the team that prays should be disqualified for cheating.
Nothing in the rulebook that says
a dog can’t play basketballdivine intervention is prohibited during play.They should be hedging their bets and have each player pray to a different god.
Getting my son’s high school coach on the horn to suggest this as a new approach. To date, we’ve just been banking on angels assisting the outfield, and it has not worked out.
I’m questioning the morality of the god that cares about high school football games more than starving children.
They can care about both and be equally effective.
Guaranteed if all do it or can nutjob Jerry take care of that department?
I’ve never seen a pagan professional sports team win the championship in any major league.