They will not use their massive amount of money and resources to create a society that eliminates the conditions that generate criminal behavior (scarcity, no communal support systems, etc.), but they will do this shit.

try this in userchrome:

#eme-notification-icon { display: none !important; }

Or send their goon squad to your IRL location to beat some sense into you

In my wild dreams I see them carrying out a positive version of the Business Plot