I like the myth of the police, not actual cops, I like Simon Pegg in Hot Fuzz, actual cops can suck a nard

When The Dawning hit this year something in me just kind of rebelled, I was like “you know what, no, I’m not playing this 4x+ repeated event for mediocre rewards”

You have to make sure you make threats so outlandish that you couldn’t possibly execute them, like “I’m going to grab Trump by the ankle and spin around really fast, and then let go, launching him directly into the sun”

“Erm, tos 🤓👆”

Me holding the TOS in my hands: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XEwA8A5SE0

“which he signed into law in 2020.” You’ve got to be fucking kidding

I believe it has something to do with oh I don’t know, the United States devoting more money to war than nearly every other country put together, or mayhaps the 750~ military bases the US have got scattered all about.

Be super fucking foul and un advertiser friendly to make it less useful, OUTLAW COUNTRY

Reddit mods can be such shitstains about… Well, pick a topic! They don’t like what you did, banned, asking about your ban? Banned from communicating with them for a month.

I think the true cutoff for me with Reddit was when they perma banned me for commenting that I should in fact be allowed to punch nazis (pretty sure it was a mass report thing going on)

I feel like the middle east is sort of just like, haunted, doomed to eternal conflict by malevolent specters.

(Yes, I know those specters are the military industrial complex, colonialism, ancient civilizations, authoritarian rule, oil and natural gas, sectarian divisions, Israel, religious extremeists oh god maybe it is haunted)

Counterpoint, it was already stupid.

I mean yeah but what do you want me specifically to do, I’ll chant “lock him up” with as many people as I can, but if I tried to walk up to him and arrest him I’m pretty sure that a secret service agent would blow my head off.

“Your organization has blocked this action”

I mean this is my work phone, and I’m trying to copy a customer’s phone number from a spreadsheet to the dialer, but thanks man.

Is that uh… Is that a lot?

This is fuckin dumb one way or another but if 10,000 fishbucks is a lot factors in a fair amount.

If only he’d skip right to the last page of “things hitler did”

I’d ask “what have trans people ever done to anyone” but you could ask the same of any minority they harass (Facism needs a target)

My concern is that the train is still running at full speed even if the driver has died of a heart attack.

Looking at your text, I believe that the system is parsing it as formatting. The four spaces " " mess with it

So your text comes out

like this 

They’re going to have to fire up the list again.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-complete-listing-atrocities-1-1-056

A part of me is honestly hoping for the “he’s actually in piss poor health and going to die soon” thing but his VP will be in charge and that isn’t going to be much better.