Well y’see there’s this one weird trick where you can declare people not people anymore

American Sign Language is now apparently un-American

Hell no. Can’t wait to hear about his new Wordpress cryptocurrency launching soon

Starfleet Intelligence

There is a small petty part of me that hopes it degenerates into no aid approval for anyone. The South is gonna get more hurricanes, they’ll break first

I don’t hope that of course, because people will suffer.

Do you get a Purple Heart if you’re wounded in barracks shenanigans but technically deployed in an active combat zone? It would be a little funny

Don’t forget the razor thin House majority!

Let me guess, voted R since the 1980s

Even simpler fix, actually. If they genuinely can’t find anyone else, set the wages of the people they hire to a mandatory 5x industry median or 500k, whichever is larger

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You put a bit of corn in their bread and they legally declare it cake. Can’t win with them

Oh, you mean the President of the United States, Elon Musk?

The fact that Teamspeak server is closed or restricted source means it’s going to enshittify eventually

Neat, so we need to wait five years before even trying it to see if they’re serious. https://killedbygoogle.com/

What’s ironic is that stable governments protect rich people’s money. Unstable governments let rich people get killed by mobs and then seize their assets

“He’s not hurting the right people”

We finally got a strong President with Elon Musk!

Threw up in my mouth a little typing that

Hey, I’ve seen this one before!

Maybe someone is bad at identifying those too

Anything’s a UFO if you’re bad enough at identifying things