BootyEnthusiast

Absolutely not. Bernard did straight up heroic shit multiple times. She KNEW what she had with him.

He literally orders pizza on the phone at one point, then uses that black and white movie to scam the pizza guy.

Absolutely, it’s still constantly getting updates, and got an actual anti-cheat recently which helped the health of the game a TON.

Huge learning curve to the game, but there’s nothing else like it.

Nice Skyrim reference

I love the idea of this so much. Now I want to see what peak goat headbutting looks like if properly trained.

“X SLAMS Y over (random bullshit).”

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Fuck articles like these.

Outsourced marketing agency working for EA.

They provided us with the videos and screenshots, early review copies and whatnot, but we weren’t privy to the full breadth of the game.

I personally played the demo on the PS3 and was taken aback when the game turned into an RTS as well upon playing the full game.

The gaming landscape was MUCH different then. People wanted serious, gritty games because they were cool. This was the MW2 era and everyone was chasing that. Brutal Legend being a quirky love letter to metal music wasn’t exactly going to sell gangbusters in hindsight.

Hey, I actually worked on the marketing campaign for the game. We were the ones who shipped out review copies, handed out press kits and whatnot.

I still have an Eddie Riggs statue proudly sitting in my closet.

Ask me anything, I suppose.

And to answer the obvious question, we kind of knew about the RTS elements in the game, but not the full extent of them. So when the reviews came in blasting the game for being a bait and switch, that was fully justified.

Those 9/11 pants go HARD

I got into an argument with some coworkers over whether or not Gonzo counts as a sex icon.

Everyone agreed Miss Piggy is, but it was 50/50 on Gonzo.

GN is correct though, and you sound like you’re subbed to LTT.

You are 100% correct.