I chuckled.

TY

In a terrible dystopia, there are still things to laugh at (though often, morbidly).

Right? And that’s <1/10!

I guess 3/10 might consider themselves “elite”.

Head-up-assness is rampant these days, after all.

Some men are continuously menstruating?

Sure, why not? Would explain why the guy’s being such a bitch.

What’s wrong with the other 3/10?

Why aren’t they on fdroid?

Penguin pondering

We’ll be living in a Cockwomble’s Kakistocracy for the next four years?

At least it sounds different from failing democracy. New words welcome. Dystopia deserves better descriptions if nothing else.

Fungi are not amused by association with Trump’s penis.

Stormy Daniels is head of the club, right?

Wtf isn’t he jailed?

Linus lives in Oregon

A new American version of “fell out of a window”?

Did he offend his Russian keepers?

Linus is from Finland. Not hard to remember reasons for aversion to Russian propaganda for anyone raised near it.

Blanketing the Linux Foundation as American based kind of sounds like you’re a Russian troll.

Misinformation is afoot & is generating home grown (friendly fire) terrorism

When was chrome or chromium safe?

Bloated memory hole in the last 10yrs.

The way it goes about Sucking up resources convinced me to switch to Firefox completely long ago.

That’s pretty much how it sounded in my lingual mind.

Except Loo (Lew) instead of Luh Lu-Auntie.

To go with your Lu-Vati & Lu-Mudder

A luna familia

Putin’s not paying minions for true stories about Jan 6th. (just sparkly embellished lies, laced with truth bits! About nothings other than the failed coup).

Propaganda first!

A little pedophilia, a little work your (ex)wife started.

Should cover the cost of making stolen labor your life blood, right?

Compost the Rich!

Resolution: compost & remediate schmidt shit. Avoid smearing shit schmidt on everything.

Putting it in a bunker hasn’t helped it return nutrients back to environment effectively.

Norway fosters most of Europe?

Yep. Czechs out √