“I’ll soon birth thee anew.” — Alex Garland

He wants to run for governor since DeSantis is term-limited. He thinks he has a better chance of winning if he isn’t tied to a party that more than half of his state already hate reflexively.

Of course!

Today is April Fool’s Day.

It must be really easy to sit in judgement.

Given the fact that the editor in chief of The Atlantic was added to the chat by Mike Waltz, I’m going to suggest that any money DOGE spends trying to figure this out is waste, fraud, and/or abuse, and the best way for DOGE to fight that is to dismantle itself.

Also imprison these lawbreaking buffoons.

Completely agree.

Basically “you shouldn’t support nazis and if you reply to this message I know you’re a nazi and I’ll keep calling you a nazi until you stop.” Lots of misdirected passion.

Meanwhile…leftist vets are full of what you might call “righteous fury.”

Reading comprehension scores pretty low, eh?

I have the drill sergeant bellow. It causes abject horror and pants wetting in the mentally delicate. I’d happily join the chorus.

Ugh. So uncool. ~j/k I dunno either~

It wasn’t a summary, it was just the top of the article.

The article states near the end that Pro-Palestinian group “Dark Storm” has claimed responsibility for the attack, but not everyone is convinced.

So this article complains that the trailer doesn’t have …checks notes… enough spoilers? What bold journalism.

❤️

Pretty childish take.

~it was a joke~

It’s not even charging y’all, we’d pay the price. It’s asinine.

My friend, in these trying times, why not try the sampler platter? Indulge in all three!