Apparently, he was in Japan last week to talk with the Sanseito Party, otherwise known as Japan First.

They are coming for your guns now, MAGAts. Mark my words.

Huh. Maybe they both were into amputees.

Trump: The buck stops somewhere. Maybe over there. I don’t know anything about that. My lawyers might know. Ask them.

I never trusted suntan lotion. Admittedly, I suspected the chemicals themselves of causing cancer. But the Japanese use umbrellas to block the sun, and I’ve started doing that too. It might seem not so manly to some, but those people can all die in a fiery sun for all I care.

Compartmentalization is a helluva drug.

In Texas he’ll probably get a quick draw award. Do you know how fast those kids run? Dude must have been chomping at the bit for years to end one of those quick, little fuckers.

That’s what is called a show of force. Yes, I’ve seen Warfare.

Thomas Matthew Crooks was kicked out of his high school’s rifle team. He tried out for the varsity rifle team during his freshman year but was rejected because he was a very poor shot. Classmates described him as a “terrible” shooter who missed all his targets badly and was considered a hazard, leading to him being asked not to return after the first day of tryouts.

There is no conspiracy here. Dude took the best shot he could to prove the haters wrong and came up short.

Apparently, the car was a member of MS-13.

The wife uses hers to make rice. NGL it makes it twice as good as out of the rice cooker.

Poor Jared. Must be hard to know your father-in-law got in there first.

Apparently, Markwayne Mullin is named after his two uncles. My guess is one of those uncles is actually his dad. I don’t know which one, and neither did his mom.

Kimberly Guilfoyle looked like a quite attractive human before she turned onto a blow up doll.

She killed her puppy in a gravel pit, and got such a buzz off of it, she killed her goat right after.

I won’t even enter American air space for as long as I live. Also, I’m not ever going to buy American products unless I absolutely have to.

For me, it was the episode when he had Tim Pool on with the Twitter executives. Pool was like “Twitter discriminates against conservatives” and Vijaya Gadde was like “Moderation is not discrimination”. Rogan did realize his mistake five minutes into the episode, but he showed just how impressionable he was. The whole show lost the allure after that. There’s a thin line between curious and gullible.

‘I never thought leopards would reap MY face,’ sobs woman who sowed for the Leopards Reaping People’s Faces Party.

Behind the BatardsBastards did two episodes on Ghislan’s and Ian’s father, Robert Mawell. Seems the whole family are demon spawn.

Yes, Spotify is not an ethical company. However, I would argue that Europe achieving defense independence from the US military industrial complex is a good thing. Germany is just two doors down from Russia.