No shit. We could have told you that from across the country.

LOL that’ll work. Streisand effect, motherfucker.

Quit being a little bitch, Billy. He’s not even facing you; just backstab him and collect your experience points and we’ll pawn his gear in the morning.

Putin excels at that extra push, usually 7 or 8 stories up.

Thoughts and prayers. Sincerely, your fellow Americans who told you climate change is real and bad.

It’ll never succeed and to be honest, killing the Orange Jackass now world be counter productive. He’s the head of a cult and one of the most important lessons of Christianity is to never make martyrsb out of cult leaders.

The best thing that could happen is he dies or is otherwise incapacitated by a stroke or heart attack. Then he MAGA will year itself apart trying to consolidate around over if several new leaders who lack the particular kind of charisma Trump possessed. Vance will be a puppet President that will seesaw between whichever faction is ascendant at any particular point, or else stick to one faction that has the most leverage.

Human: you look like a filthy [insert fantasy race here] and I hate you.

I want to cry but there aren’t enough tears.

Good. We fucking deserve it.

To be fair there are people out there named Dung. How the hell are we supposed to just overlook that!?

I hate how it can take literally having your choices fuck you over to get some people to change.

I despise how more people have their choices fuck them over and then double, triple, and quad down on them.

You mean TRUMP’S DOJ and FBI? You don’t say.

Oh goodie, more we get to suffer more of Marjorie Karen Green’s delusional stupidity. I love living in the Fascist States of America.

You had the SCOTUS authorization (presidents can’t do crimes if it’s “party of their duties”) to arrest Trump and make him go away, but instead we now live in the Fascist States of America. The GOP are domestic terrorists, but her, at least you can die sun knowing you played by the rules. Go to hell old man.

“Her, those minorities ain’t gonna oppress themselves.”

-Cops

Trump voter: I only wanted to hurt other people!

Reality:

Split the Republican party bro. That’ll really own the libs.

I guess washing stainless steel is against their religion.

It’s been open one day and already flooded. That thing’s as much a death TRAP as it is a death camp. Which I imagine is on purpose, given how much the ghouls are salivating over the prospect of detainees becoming alligator chow.