How will the Onion be able to make believable, funny, but fake stories that sound real enough to warrant a click anymore? We’ve been at this point for a while where the truth is about as funny as whatever the writers there could come up with.
“People”
Reminds me of the idiot cop who shot a man with her service weapon while shouting 'Taser!".
I haven’t decided how I’m going to celebrate, but a celebration will be had. I’m hoping to hear fireworks for a week after it happens.
Need to swap Batman with Luigi Mario.
Leo has a thing about dating women of a certain age IRL. To a hilarious degree. Nearly every one of his openly admitted girlfriends were dropped at the same age, where shortly after, he would find a younger woman to date and start the cycle anew.
That ain’t what it takes to love me. You fool, you fool.
There was one post where I learned that several sites were locking information about the fires behind paywalls. Commenter went to 3 or 4 sites before finding one they could actually read.
Fucking deal!
Jesus Christ on a cracker! “Panama canal should’ve never been built”, “economic security”. How, HOW, did this sundowner retirement home escapee convince people, so many people, to vote for him? He can’t string along a coherent sentence. I don’t understand it. It’s baffling. Anyone who listens to his rambling, imagination-filled fish stories should be able to tell that he’s not well, lying to your face, and generally shouldn’t be allowed to be in charge of a side-of-the-road lemonade stand, much less the president of the states.
What about that huge faucet, Donny? The one that takes all day to turn. That’ll fix everything.
Hollywood accounting to go with their massive install size.
He’s never looked good, but recently he’s been looking worse. I thought I was imagining it.
I feel like they could install the automatic ones that retract fully into the ground and they trigger at set times or has someone come around to activate them and put them away in the morning. Seen those ones stop cars in their tracks.
The lack of public education is what makes “opportunities” like a felon making it into the White House or any of the other batshit insane going-ons possible, and those that benefit would have it no other way.
As another comment pointed out, you wouldn’t know it with all the meetings and dealings he’s done since even before the election results came in completely.
There’s so much wrong with this. Aren’t prisoners entitled to a speedy trial, so wouldn’t making them wait for their execution fly in the face of that rule? Also, lethal injection, electrocution, OR firing squad? I thought it was wrong to choose your own method of death?
It says right in the summary at the top that all the teens were 16 or 17.
When they work for you instead of for themselves.
It’s sadly been like this for a while now. If you listen to one politician (whose name escapes me but would often do “one-on-one” YouTube videos of what was happening as an elected official) he says that most of these outbursts are performances put on when they are filmed for the public. When the sessions are closed they are much less “animated”. I’m going to see if I could find the video.
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I’m sorry. A quick search was unable to yield anything for me. Perhaps someone else had his name.