HorikBrun

I give up trying to write satire. You just can’t beat the real thing.

But…French-style, right?

If this were a movie, (that I was writing) The car would glitch and lock Dumpster inside, then burst into flames. He would push the panic button, then look through the smoky windows at fElon laughing demonically, while Dumpster lights-outs coughing and railing against the betrayal, and injustice of it all.

Fade to black. Cough

Kbin Nobody calls on US to delete entire musks.

A couple months ago, I would have said Proton. But…

Here we are.

End the NFL.

You’re right, obviously, but I can’t help wishing “just desserts”

I for one want to allow all conservatives to consume as much raw milk as they want.

Dear Dr Fauci, You are welcome to my protection, I will smite anyone who disparages your character.

Attack information. Don’t allow the unwashed masses access to data. Don’t allow them to think.