In the future, if you’re that worried about something giving you certain results, dictionary.com exists, and shouldn’t give you anything but words. I, also, love urban dictionary, because its funny, but you don’t always get a clear answer, due to the crowdsourcing. This way you don’t look weird for assuming something
Link to creators’ page of that comic: Dog Philosophy
I recommend reading more, not all of them are so memorable like dog philosophy, but they can be.