No, it doesn’t, of course. I was only speaking to your comment that suggests Greenland’s population is white, because that felt disingenuous to the 90% who are Inuit. Anyhoo, peace.

Greenland is mostly Inuit.

I agree to a point, but try Bangkok.

Edit: For the uninitiated, that is: Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit

It doesn’t. It means AM but it’s not the bus driver’s bedtime yet so it’s not really morning. But your misunderstanding is valid because this is a goofy way of communicating this information.

You betchah. See you next Tuesday.

I love Christmas and Halloween, but International Naked in the Library Day is my favourite.

Just think: you all did the right thing, holding your nose at the polls, voting for Fetterman to block Oz. And now you have both of them.

Tomorrow: “Trump champions the metric system.”

Damn, these brain worms walking around in bloated corpses might be the best administration ever.

Oh, Onion, you have outdone yourself with such a ludicrous story.

They aren’t turning into; they have always been. They have finally consolidated power. I don’t even live in the US and I am dreading the worldwide ramifications of your election. Where can I go to escape? The moon? Apparently not even that.

I am sliding gracefully into dad mode about thermostats because that is ancient technology and you should know better. Lights are all LEDs now and I even got the ones with batteries so they stay on in a blackout, so leaving them on charges them and is good, sort of.

USB-C does a lot of heavy lifting. Also, MagSafe™ is still there. A little surprised there is also a SD card slot. And a HDMI port. Not complaining about their inclusion, and I do use them regularly, but why did the dongle company give these to us?

If add more letters, big brain sound!

Trying to find ideological consistency in this one might be a fool’s errand, I’m sorry to say.

Get off my lawn again… 🎶

Hello greyness, my old friend… 🎶

I googled it so you don’t have to.

Democrats should have listened to Bernie Sanders, Captain Obvious says.

Presidented circumstances