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and the reddit Russian psy-op? certainly not helping

what?! the guy who bankrupted a casino for short-term real estate gains? not a trustworthy partner? how could it be?

same. when the blackout protest changed nothing about the 3rd party apps, I decided I was done, and never went back

granted, it had been getting toxic for other reasons, but being forced to use their shitty app was the final straw for me

damn, it’s already been over a year, hasn’t it?

if they supported child stone and theodore nugget, they were already on board with the republiKlan agenda

wow, that’s a perfectly accurate description of my blue! we have a thing where when I come home, he’s waiting for me at the door, and always stands up on his hind legs to bump noses.

he also figured out how to lead us to things, like his food bowl, litter box, windows, etc, when he needs something. when he decides it’s bed time he’ll get in the way of whatever we’re doing until we follow him to bed and get in. at which point he jumps to the foot of the bed and sleeps like a dog. he runs the house, and we’re his pets/servants, obviously.

I only noticed, because he looks a lot like mine, who has oddly pronounced biceps for a cat. Sometimes when he sticks his paws out over the bed, it looks like he’s trying to point me towards the gun show. Also very active, and legitimately big boned.

“oh you meant boot treads? yeah, get those bad boys up here so I can lick the crud out of them”

that Russian blue looks yoked. swole patrol approved

the resemblance is uncanny

I was saying “boo-urns”

Klaus will still nail someone’s wife… but it’ll probably be when he forgets to put his forks up to secure a pallet of actual nails

swap out the cheese for some coleslaw, and I’m in

so, Team Rocket is the Yakuza, and Silph Co. is Nintendo? that plot in the original games was a cry for help?

I’m trying to take a more active roll in training new machines operators at my job, and it’s only because the current training manager actively does the opposite of 90% of the stuff on this list. I’m getting tired of being called in to “fix” stuff that’s just an error of bad training.

“little bolt no good anymore” - maybe don’t use caveman strength on an 8mm bolt that holds no weight???

god wants the children to have incurable tumors

it’s reminiscent of the iTunes shuffle at launch. the shuffle was truly random, so with a large enough user base, some people were annoyed that the same artist might get played multiple times in a row. it’s a possibility in true random generations, but it felt wrong, so they fixed it and made rules for shuffle so it seemed more random

having a small username is a lot like having a low plate number; doesn’t have to be extravagant, because it’s a trophy of getting in early enough to claim the simple ones

hacking