Lmaolmaolmaolmaolmao

Yeah well it isn’t! It’s picked fresh from the bacon bush! Daily by uhhh…. Strong white cis white women. Yes. 👏 Ickes from a bush by good ol’ fashioned Americans!

Can it be all splintery? And maybe with some black mold or something? Idk

Fuck tRump

Also, they haven’t read a word of it

Day late and a dollar short, stupid nazi fuck! Kisses! 💋💋

Fair, but I’m a 6’2” trans woman. And while I’d like to lose some weight, I don’t think most people would call me large. I’m 220

Very close and would be more fun! So I’ll take it!

Ok so the White House released a memo from trumps ‘physician’ Sean barbabella saying he is in ‘excellent cognitive and physical health’. Going on to brag about his ‘frequent victories in golf events.

Lmao, also claims he’s 6’3” and …. Checks notes…. 224 lbs?

I mean if he was piloting it, it wouldn’t have blown up! He’s the best and smartest person ever, all the best people are saying it. I think he should definitely pilot them all!

Make America (have) mesothelioma again!

Hey now! This is the only information they get about the bills they vote for, because evidently they are incapable of reading them.

Evidentially, you have a bunch of accounts on a bunch of different instances, unless you are suggesting you can somehow block UM@star dot star or something…

Well yeah, but looking through their history at zero they… had a change of heart? Math and piracy, not politics and qanon.

Wait wtf. I… either you’re a different universal monk…… oooorrrr…. You’ve purged/created a new account.

Yeah, though is the measles or whatever other horrible affliction the child has more covertly spelled something, help is fine, I do find that an ironic touch

It’s so wild, they combine, ‘ah he doesn’t really mean that’ and ‘I like him because he tells it like it is, no lies’ into the most grotesque and ineffable support for stupidity.

“Well I mean, look where she was? On Epstein private island? Basically asking for it”

Ick. I would expect something like that from that crowd. Some excuse to make it ‘ok’

Vomit

Taco taco. It’s 🌮 Tuesday!

Maybe to people who had their eyes closed lmao. Jokes about him and K and all sorts of shit has been spiraling for what, a few years now?