Oh hey, EA is taking an upcoming sequel, dumping a shit ton of money into it in short time, and trying to get it pushed out the doors with unrealistic sales goals?

I’m certain this has happened many other times but the first and only other example I know off the top of my head is Dead Space 3. “The last game barely sold like we wanted it to sell, so this time you’re going to almost double the previous sales target in less time.”

Fell asleep, woke up, suddenly there’s only 30k left on the EU initiative.

The EU petition is at 836k signatures! That’s really fucking rad.

A lot of the metros look copy and pasted; whole hallways, rooms, so it gets a little confusing.

Anti-woke go broke.

I get at minimum 10-20 scam calls a day. How I wish I were you.

Help me get citizenship and I’ll get you another signature, plus the anal this fella doesn’t do.

When ya put it like that, it makes capitalism sound kinda like Roko’s Basilisk.

It’s like Roko’s Basilisk playing out in real time, except instead of building a malignant computer out of fear it’s accelerating a fascist takeover.

Evidently, yes.

What a horrid perversion of the very human experience of art. Miyazaki would want nothing of this.

For shame.

No.

Fuck off with your cryptospam bullshit.

How many Halo killers have we forgotten about at this point?

EA sucks balls, but this is one objectively good move from them. It’s worth noting, especially from a games preservation perspective.

Magazine based reloading. Shoot 3 out of 30 rounds in a mag, drop the old mag, slap a new mag in, you’re down 27 bullets and have 30 fresh bullets to shoot, plus one in the chamber.

More Bob Page, if you’ve played Deus Ex.

Why pay for something that deranged right wingers would happily do for free?

Damn, a felony count like that would get her almost 3 presidencies.