I refer to him as, “Voldemort lookin’ motherfucker”

Well. The administration would be consistently brain wormy I guess.

He always looks so confused in his photos.

Bone Spurs McShart can only buy one of those medals like his buddies the Adelsons did so of course he thinks it’s better.

The photo is kinda creeping me out in ways that I don’t have words for. Did someone leave the Necronomicon open again?

You know, maybe I’m getting old but I remember a time when the Republican Party wasn’t running on a platform that consists of nothing but batshit crazy. I’ve never been a Republican but there was some semblance of sanity there and not this soup sandwich of bathrooms and genitals. Jfc.

Tim Walz, America’s Dad.

If chosen for Vice President I vow to go out and rob a liquor store on Day 1.

What about a sabot?

Jesus he’s still alive?!

Can I be average and Pan?

Absofuckinglutely NOT. If I’d have had to prove domestic abuse in the South to get divorced I’d be a fucking corpse by now. My ex is a very bad person.

What in the flying blue buttfuck is going on with this trying to strip women of their privacy shit? That psycho Katie Britt is trying to put pregnant women in an Excel sheet and then there’s this fuckin’ guy.

The US is pretty bad at any kind of social welfare. At least they’re consistent I guess. Source: am USian.

Good for her! I hope she kicks all those rich old white guys right in the dick. Repeatedly.

Pictured: The moment everything went off the fucking rails. (2016, colorized)

I was somewhat disappointed to discover that no skulls were involved in this hatchet burial.

Just tell her she’s there to install the border lasers.

I WFH and I do the “business mullet”. Acceptable shirt + pajama pants. Business on top, nap on the bottom.

I can’t believe he didn’t see this coming.