Hur dur I’m doing a protest against boring dinner choices by literally eating my own shit.

The man wouldn’t know how to run a virus scan, let alone delete one.

Meta is a tariff on humanity.

I imagine if you’re already on your deathbed and you have to listen to some shitty little windbag, it could remove your motivation to hang on.

That’s like saying I just had one of my best shits since my IBS diagnosis.

And sometimes, small outside factors can relieve or worsen that decline.

You’d think this would escalate things rather than be an actual way to avoid repercussions. Would the same breakdown in law apply if a domestic abuse victim got a restraining order in the Southern District and then their abuser approached them in the Northern District?

Third time is the charm

But I couldn’t possibly vote for someone who has stated they will continue the decades old bipartisan foreign policy of the USA.

But if he sends a citizen we will totally do something about it then, right?

Probably best not visit the UK or large portions of Europe in that case.

Hey look, it’s that lil round guy from the memes.

Got it, sarcasm isn’t allowed anymore, that’s offensive. Repeatedly calling someone an asshole however, is top notch behaviour.

I heard only pedos don’t get in the submarine.

Is this satire?

I don’t know. How could anyone possibly tell?

That said you could always be a sarcastic asshole

That’s kind of my whole deal.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

In British English that would be the Fart States of America.

And if we are going to talk about fart states, I think it’s been a state of uncontrollable sharting for a while now.

Research, in this case, would have been reading the entirity of the comment. If that is too hard for everyone, I can see why we are in this mess.

You can’t assume the cop was a nazi, they were just following orders. Everyone has to follow orders in their job and are probably afraid of repercussions if they don’t follow through with their job after getting the orders mixed up by, for example, accidentally sent out the wrong plate of food, or an innocent teenager to an offshore death camp.