You say that like it’s not the pretext he’ll use to try it.

This is hardly the first presidency that was bought.

This sounds like the set up for an ancient Greek tragedy.

If he says that loud enough, Trump will send him for free.

“Trade in” like theres a dealership willing to give you some kind of fair value for your old computer. That said, if you’re willing to be extorted by Microsoft, then you get what you have coming to you.