Trump is turning the world to the left.

I’m speechless.

I have my doubts. If it caused a short, that means high voltage flowed through its body.

I can see a bunch of geeky engineers in the planning meeting. “Wouldn’t it be cool if it could detach and still work. Think of how she could mess with people.”

It’s not that hard to do. If you miss the sign, you’re heading to Canada. Also, she asked to be directed to the nearest Costco, and the nearest Costco happened to be in Canada.

There are several democratic countries that ranked higher on the Freedom scale. What makes Germany the “leading democracy?”

I thought this was the onion.

Yeah, I was thinking that’s probably the case.

Hmmm. I wonder which half.

A truly Canadian dilemma.

Yeah, I always want to clean up the headlines, but apparently it’s against the rules.

We’ll never know until it starts multiplying rapidly and breaks out of the lab.

Finding life is like efficient fusion energy. There’s always possibilities, but it never comes.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

If he introduced a policy and stuck with it, it might have had some impact, but with his on again, off again tactics, I can’t see anyone investing millions knowing that the tarrifs might disappear the next day.

It’s inconceivable.

That’s a little scary.

Yes, it’ll be interesting to see if there’s an increase or decrease.

Hey, thanks. I’ve gotta give that a watch.

lol