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Cake day: July 31st, 2023

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  • Alright folks, place your bets! Place your bets now and win internet points later if you have the gift of foresight!

    ( A ) Elon gets off completely free because the law doesn’t apply to people with his kind of money.

    ( B ) Elon gets a slap on the wrist because the law “technically” applies to people with his kind of money, but not really.

    ( C ) Trump shuts the case down because he doesn’t want his sugar daddy “buddy” Elon to get in trouble.

    ( D ) The SEC throws the book at him and Elon gets the maximum sentence, because Trump is fucking sick of the “President Musk” jokes.