Sabata

lack of mac.

My cheap Chinese bot was $200, worked without an app, and sold spare parts cheap. It still wanted me to use the app but hell no.

Rem is the most productive member of my household.

Rather have ICE kill me in the comfort of my own home instead of going to a death camp I can’t find on the map.

I can get for depression and horny posting?

Bold of you to assume they can read.

Found the guy that goes outside.

Sometimes screen sharing my desktop/games crashes Discord or it just doesn’t work. Not a big deal and works 70% of the time.

I don’t think oblex spawns normally are traditionally given guns either, but that didn’t stop me. Wish we could finish that campaign.

I had my familiar transform into a bird to shit in an assassins mouth to interrupt a spell without causing a diplomatic incident at a wedding.

You have upset the shareholders.

If I have to consult a pricing chart, I’m not buying your game.

My decorations are too embarrassing to be seen by others. The rest is junk.

Our economy is already dead unless you’re a tech monopoly.

If you ever forget your SSN or drivers license, you can simply find it on google at this point.

Invisibility potion that turns your digestive track and stomach contents invisible.

Beats a death camp.

You don’t want to be locked in a small cell with 4chan for two years.

Not again.

Too bad domestic prices are only going up.

Israel bought my rep…

I just realized in our pirate campaign, we became the corrupt rich law enforcement over time.