I’d delete mine, but I don’t have one for 10 years or smth.

I mean I’m Bavarian and if people wear Lederhosen and set up their own Oktoberfest it’s kinda lame. Not that I think it’s bad, it’s just that I’m not a fan of that stuff here either. You can totally have all of that. I keep the many many small breweries making fantastic beer.

I do not. Any chance I can opt out?

For real, I’m happily using an APU for 90% of the time. I barely need a dedicated GPU at all any more. I use Mint btw.

I mean yes, but one side is clearly a lot worse than the other.

Audiophile USB cable. If you are buying that I have some rocks to sell to you.

Damn, a lying politician? No way!

Crazy how fascists in power tend to do that. I’m mostly referring to the Republicans. And while the Democratic Party is also quite shit, they tend not to these things at least.

I’m kinda shocked people still actively use Facebook.

The old people always want to talk and I’m too nice to cut them off. There is no other choice but to avoid them at all costs.

Una thervetha por favor!

Can’t save them all.

That’s probably because this is indeed the correct way to use that phrase.

Easy solution to your worries: don’t buy a Tesla. All other modern cars also spy on you of course, but you should still not buy a Tesla. Ideally get a bike.

The “just use nuclear” crowd is so dumb. They make it so obvious they have no idea what they are talking about. Which I would not mind on its own, but they always think they are the smartest people in the room and that’s infuriating.

Call me crazy, but I would miss my League of Legends.

As long as it uses the physical type c port it’s all good. Not that I care. USB got faster and faster and I use it less and less over the years.

What wife?

Your thoughts are of pushing people in onto the subway tracks? Mine are of being pushed. YOU WILL NEVER GET ME, YOU HEAR! My back is always to the wall!

And besides, the Chinese have a lot more impact on the lava!