I’ve literally done bottom left corner.

Speak for yourself.

I speak from experience

You’re gonna poop black.

Read: “I’m open to being bribed.”

Did Fraudcom hire Prenda Law or something?

Add as many as you want, I’m still not going back.

Property Police

I’m so angry I have to upvote this.

At least we can identify if it was an HP, Xerox, or Brother printer that printed these tardigrades

Factory Floor is in China.

What I really want to know is, how sparkly was the jacket?

Ikea is a meatball company that also sells furniture

Yay, now the world’s worst profiling service can show the same completely irrelevant add twice!

If you’re a business and using Google to serve targeted ads, think twice. Their targeting is absolutely horse-shit mumbojumbo. They’re wasting your money, their money, and my time by consistently serving the least-relevant, no-fucking-chance-I’d-click-on-that ads.

You’d be better off paying local pigeons for investing advice.

“Sternlink”

They’ll just toss some paper towels in the general direction

Is the answer, “Enshitification”???

No preorders

Thankfully, I’ve already blocked Bluesky from my Mastodon feed. :D

Missing a kid asleep, also the kid who only wears shorts. Lockers, I’m assuming, are where the guns are kept?