Yea, the extreme drop in birth rates. You probably have to be dating to get the extra day

I read that headline as “Trump’s pricks”

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey

My first thought is wooden shoes like clogs or those Japanese sandals. Of course neither of those are practical. The only BFL shoes I can think of would be made of some hard inflexible material which would be very uncomfortable. I think leather would provide the best wear. I used to exclusively wear adidas sambas. They’d last a few years with the only real issue being the souls getting worn out. Now I have steel toed boots for work which are a whole other level of wear.