“you pick up the concept of a forking road, reaching into the fabric of reality and ripping it asunder grants you a mercifully swift death as the narrative underpinning your existence unravels and the DM thwacks your motive spirit over the head with a giant inflatable hammer.”

also like, you still need a fucking computer, you’re not going to cram any sort of reasonable processing onto a fucking lens.

it’d legitimately be less useful than smart glasses

you can get remarkably far without knowledge in unity/godot, you just look up every single little thing you want to do and within a week you’ll have something

you know what, it’d be real neat if skeletons were largely assumed to be good because they’re a common result of evil zombies being bathed in purifying divine fire.

A vile necromancer raises your corpse, enslaving you against your will and forcing you to do horrible things (probably murdering your family and shit).
Then a paladin comes along and fucking nukes the flesh off your bones, freeing you from your torment and giving you a second lease of life. Hell yeah you’d join their church.

i have full confidence he’d just trigger his fulton recovery system and zoop through the roof if he was put on the spot like this

the thing about this is that those places have already doomed themselves to getting fucked, it’s just a question of when. Might as well pray it comes early so it’s less of a fall.

Bag of Olding: A very generously sized bag of holding, however it unfortunately speeds up the passage of time significantly inside it. Don’t store food in it!

Harder tack: Magically compressed ships biscuits, commissioned by an admiral who heard of lembas bread but found it too expensive. His corpse was found in the harbour waters a week later.

One contains enough calories to last you a week of hard work, but you need a chisel and a sledgehammer to crack it into pieces and one hand-sized biscuit weighs 3kg. It tastes like cement dust.

you can show it to a sailor and they’ll start uncontrollably screaming in horror

if you clack two pieces together the sound is loud enough to rupture eardrums

i hawe a fudden defiwe fow wabbit

bag of holding, but the encantment is on the futz so it’s only like 10% larger on the inside.

just make it look cool, sound cool, and give it a vaguely sensible story.

have you looked at simplex? at a glance it seems robust and it actually works without much fiddling which is nice.

wizard who turns into a sorcerer after chugging 15 clarity potions in a row to cram their studies in a single night

they are no longer able to sleep, are constantly slightly tired and jumpy, and will reflexively cast cantrips when startled.

it’s particularly baffling since KDE plasma is at this point kiiiiiinda just the best desktop, including windows and mac.
By default it just works as 90% of people would expect it to, and if you want to you can customize it into something unrecognizable and it’ll outright help you to do so.

It’s so fucking good that i switched to it just because my mom has it on her laptop and it looked fucking sweet

Monk: Hey, check this out! punches you in the face

this but as an actual legitimate rule, more explicit version of “don’t be a dick”

i mean, how has he been even remotely negatively affected? he made no mistake, he’s just an absolute psychopath who merrily uses the people.

i’m sure the allies felt just absolutely terrible after getting hitler to kill himself, absolutely no celebration because obviously they’re now no better than hilter.