I thought it was Mike Johnson who has the weirdo masturbation pact with his kid?

As I understand it, that’s in large part because of the Cuban expat community, who are mainly a single issue demographic focused on “fuck the Castros”.

“I could, but I won’t”

Exactly. Fuck them.

For anyone who’s only here for the click bait headline, here’s the seven words:

The Democratic Party in Florida is dead.

Apparently when Japan asked what exactly the US wanted out of a trade deal, they couldn’t get a straight answer.

What a loser.

Nah, they’ll just find some way to blame Biden.

I mean, Rupert Murdoch started FOX News specifically to prevent another Watergate, so mission accomplished.

I hate that I’m supporting Modi’s government on anything, but I guess it was inevitable in this case. Tariffman doesn’t have bros, only potential suckers he’s currently buttering up, and people whose dicks he wants to choke on, and Modi’s dick is just too brown for his tastes.

Did anyone really expect differently?

The Bobs don’t see any consequences, though, and they’re the ones to actually say the line.

What, like some sort of communism? That’s crazy talk.

Be cheaper to source things from in house. Tariffs, y’know.

4 months is honestly pretty quick for legal proceedings. Meanwhile, we had 4 fucking years to prosecute Tariffman, with goddamn jack to show for it.

B-but muh egg prices! Also, something something okay with the economy crashing if it owns the libs.

Do you really need to ask? Afrikaner nepo-baby is shadow president.

Aww, little Afrikaner nepo-baby’s pwecious fee-fees hurt? It’s almost like being right-wing also means you’re a special little snowflake who can dish it but can’t take it.

Is this the mythical welfare queen I’ve been warned about my whole life?

Per the sidebar for this community, “leopards ate my face” is a metaphor specifically for the 2-part case of:

1. someone supporting an oppressive person or policy (“I support the Leopards Eating Faces Party”)
2. only to get oppressed by the very person or policy they supported (“I didn’t expect them to eat my face”)

So, once again, what specifically is this article saying that Schumer supported, and how is he now being oppressed by it? Because younger Democrats giving him shit for enabling fascism isn’t actually oppression.