I’d take any hot sauce over tobasco.

W was always a tool, a blank slate for his owners to use. The guy has no thoughts of his own so I’m not surprised.

Gross. Tobasco? Get that shit out of here. Food looks good though.

Religious people being duped into dying in order to ‘meet jesus’. They got what they wanted, so everything worked out in the end.

People should realize nobody cares about self-immolation. It’s not going to accomplish anything.

We should have a rule that the 5 states with the lowest test scores in schools don’t get to vote for president.

What normally happens when a foreign agent pays an American to act against the best interest of their country? Genuine question, I’m not being sarcastic I promise.

If a foreign spy convinces a US citizen to give them information that strengthens the foreign power, even if done unwittingly, are they held responsible?

This is a slightly different situation, but at its core it’s Russian spies paying off Americans to weaken their own country.

If this was efficient enough you could use them to shade plants to keep the summer heat down while also giving them full light. Hopefully it’s feasible.

Charge the employees with being traitors.

This made me genuinely laugh out loud. Thank you.

I wouldn’t’ve seen that coming

The issue there is that all Drake fans are pedophiles.

I hope these kids write bad words in permanent marker on all the 10 commandments.

Anybody that owns coastal property at this point deserves to lose it. We’ve known climate change has been coming for decades now, and if they haven’t sold by now they’re fools.

“She added that only recently it became eligible to be fully insured, less than 48 hours before the incident.”

Oh, so this is a scam to get insurance and go fund me money.

My mom is convinced the covid vaccine is going to kill me.

“The U.S. Department of State has a “do not travel” advisory for Haiti and urges U.S. citizens there to leave immediately.”

These guys really thought they were special and thought Jesus would save them. Lol.

It was so foggy that I’m not surprised the car couldn’t figure out what was happening. The guy also said his car had driven towards trains twice before, so he’s definitely a dumbass for continuing to use self driving, especially in heavy fog.

Who are they mobilizing against? It might surprise you, but I don’t read polish.

I think it’s still a bit early for us to know how it’s affecting us. It’s the kind of data that takes a lifetime of micro plastics to see how it will kill us. But knowing how much cancer various plastics already give us, it’s safe to assume this is a bad thing.