I’ve finally banished Windows to a virtual machine, and am gearing up to fistfight Easy: Anti-cheat Rootkit AKA Fucking piece of shit that does precisely fuck-all to stop cheating despite having access to kernel space in order to get Sea of Thieves working on my virtual machine.

After Chinese spyware banned, users of banned Chinese spyware migrate to not-yet banned Chinese spyware.

Elite: Dangerous, because every time I tab out of the game to check INARA for the closest outfitting or something there’s about a 30% chance of it crashing and becoming unlaunchable until I restart my computer. Hence writing system names down on paper before launching the game.

I use paper because the game tends to crash when I tab out to figure out where I was supposed to go. And then it won’t launch again until I restart my computer.

“Breaking news: Invasion of Mexico halted by huge wall Trump built last term and then completely forgot about.”

Didn’t part of the wall fall over into Mexico a while back?

800,000 users…

I need to get into scamming idiots, that sounds incredibly profitable.

I’m the opposite, I shit loudly to assert my dominance over everyone else in the bathroom.

Yeah, due to the nonexistant moderation TF2 voice chat tends to be the most intolerant thing I’ve ever heard in my life.

I came here to post this, but you beat me to it.

Finally I get to use this

Yeah, and we can’t give them that because trousers are a zero-sum game and if women wear trousers, then there won’t be enough trousers to go around!

/s

I call him the cheeto, or CHEAT-O.

I came across a video on youtube from a major pro-business media outlet calling road diets a ‘socialist ideal’ and saying that the ‘liberals are trying to take away our cars’. The comments were equally unhinged.

Musk probably hit it with his signature offensive odor

To be fair its marketed as full self driving, not full self no crashing

He’s a single-celled organism and I live in fear that one day he’ll divide by mitosis and then we’ll have two of him