No I didn’t, I’m actually pro-murder and definitely don’t think normalizing it will have any negative consequences

No law can protect you from hot people, they’re going to wind up on top one way or the other

Civil wars are good, and easy to win

Actually it’s only Bad to use high explosive bombs on civilians, incendiaries are actually fine.

Questioning someone’s lived experience of misogyny is literally white nationalism. I diagnose you with micropenis.

Do the same thing for guns and you’ve got yourself a deal

Actually if you object to me turning every conversation into a Brave Conversation about my pet issue you’re literally a Nazi and it’s your fault (not mine, never mine) that Donald Trump won.

Thanks, TIL

Leet hax

No worries, it happens a lot, people are just drawn to me

Did they try it with a lighter colored child?

Not with a bang, but a whimper

https://www.theweek.in/news/sports/2024/08/09/do-hair-and-outfits-really-slow-down-athletes-study-reveals.html

Imma be real with you though, I didn’t actually read the study

They did a study and found that long, curly hair increases drag by 8.7%. I’m going to assume that’s for 1m of hair and that drag increases linearly with hair length. To decrease terminal velocity by a factor of 2 I think we need to increase drag by a factor of 4, which would mean adding a total of 34m of hair the first time, 172m the second time, and 356m the third time. I think that would probably be enough to get you down to a survivable terminal velocity.

You guys are out here acting like stick crime is a joke and it’s fucking disgusting

Real, hella, and doubleplus also work

I expect you to die, Mr Bond

Bingo

Are you seriously defending humans right now?

Bezos could have just fired the guy, but no, this is about sending a message