I’m working on it, but a lot of my issues stem from repetitive motion injuries.

In my case, it’s the combo of way, way to much walking in work boots and then later doing a lot of sitting. gotta shorten up those hip flexor, bae

This is a brilliant comment - thanks for the laugh

I don’t know why, but this immediately popped into my head:

Just write it in italics you socially illiterate fuck waffle

You are all worried about being drafted and the inequity of Baron getting off the hook like this (whether it’s a true headline or not). Just do what Ted Nugent did, and shit yourself for 3 day and get a mental illness waiver!

Stop there though and don’t molest underage girls

You’re probably right in some cases, but I think it’s more of a way of people dealing with their disbelief that it’s come to this. There’s a lot of ways to process the current insanity; dark humour is possibly the most accessible though.

We can do this with wet wipes, but carbon is a bridge too far?

Easily the weirdest demonstration of the. ‘polluter pays’ principle

The first statement implies that fascists are deserving of equal rights as everyone else. This don’t the case, though, because what they want is the destruction of other people’s rights.

Fascists don’t play by the rules, because they don’t think they apply to them or they are inconvenient. If they rules don’t apply to you then they don’t apply to you. Can’t have it both ways.

Guise, it only ate part of his brain. Ok? Not the whole thing. Like literally just a little nibble here and there. /S

I’ve seen some videos on them. They look pretty nice but I worry about how they hold up and the build quality, as I would any relatively unestablished brand.

I’ve told mine to be really direct; mean spirited almost, and it helps. It still precedes a bunch of stuff with ‘here is the straight up answer’ but it’s less icky about boot licking.

TV software is fucking abysmal. Its laggy, full of bloat and as you point out, their wifi capabilities are shit. I even have the connection/speed issue right now with one of my older TVs.

Tetanus resistance lasts 10 years. Make sure you’re up to date, or you can die an agonizing death which they can do nothing about.

this could be you!

I don’t get the phone part

Buy a Tesla and then die in a cyber truck fire would be my preferred option for them

I’m prepping my measles blankets right now. Those unvaxxed nazis don’t stand a chance!

Not to nitpick, or make you defend yourself, but I would be interested to see info linked to this developmental timeline.

Most mines are like 3-5 years to develop, and that includes permitting etc.

Funny, wonder where trump got that idea.