I get that he didn’t feel like he needed help. But he told his family he’d be back before sundown so wouldn’t the thought to call or even text your family to let them know you’re ok cross your mind? That’s the part that seems strange to me.

You’re so close to your 1 year chip! We’re all proud of you!

I’ve had it write songs about my friends in the style of certain rappers. My favorite so far is the Snoop Dogg song about us playing video games featuring my wife as Missy Elliot singing a verse about her disapproval. It’s hilarious. I recommend you try it.

Elf.

4 hours. They’re dead.

Wait till they go on sale and buy both!