The Polluting Medal of Pollution, perhaps?

Off with their nards!

Scrotus

Radical centrist brainworms

I’m like not 100% sure what floor traders even do besides pose for reaction photos when the stock market does something. Basically professional mourners but for capitalism.

To be fair, he was probably drunk

Michael: GOB, get rid of the Seaward

Lucille: I’ll leave when I’m good and ready

So…just a C?

Ah yes the fucking police, who are famously un-unionized.

WILDCARD, BABY!

You’re so fuckin far out of your element, Johnny

Yuup. Fuck my 401k. I’d trade the whole think to watch Trump finally face a single consequence.

But like at some point the rubber hits the road. Why doesn’t trump simply turn the food back on like the water in Cali? They’re going to have to roll this back or there will most certainly be bread riots.

Jam a bastard in it, you crap!

Looked like Jonestown at his speech last night.

Yuuup. If I wanted to watch a guy suck himself off for two hours, I’d pick someone more attractive.

And notably the pixel 8 is significantly smaller than the 7

I would feel better about this if America didn’t have so many nukes…

Tariffs got us into this mess and, by god tariffs will get us out of it!

Yes and ironically there are services like kill the newsletter that will re-RSS your tired ass newsletter.

But anyone cool that uses fulltext RSS gets an auto subscribe from me.