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You mean Harvard educated fake working slob John Fetterman is disingenuous? Tell me you are lying. He’s our working man because of sweatshirts and shirty facial hair, right? RIGHT??? If not, I’m going to start thinking that politicians are just not good people.

Way to go Tim Apple. Also, that’s your name for now on. Because, you know, the bribery that is somehow legal.

I guess here’s hoping to get those sweet first class tickets on Air Turkei again. Or, at least a pardon.

Ah, that be a rare double troll. Bravo.

So was it the gay sex story or the underaged girl? I bet it was the gay sex.

No. Don’t. Stop.

I’d rather they made a proper steam machine. It’s going to be tough for them to make a better controller than the PS5’s or xbox’s.

Nah, he’s just bummed out that it has an unpatchable security flaw.

So, I guess the quick version is that the fun police are upset because of the gamer word. You know, the one used on Xbox live, a lot…

So, Trump’s government? Between the brain worm and heroin abuse, I’m not so sure this guy is thinking correctly.

Well. This comic certainly isn’t making it easier.

A very ADHD answer. Methylphenidate. It’s the generic name for Ritalin.

Jeez. Cult members being treated badly but still probably love their golden man? Call me shocked.

Here he is, guys. Lol. What the fuck does a UNICEF worker have to do with Hamas? How is this normal behavior anywhere? That dude should be arrested. I’m guessing he’s more of the type of guy that spends bad times around. It may be the I’ll fuck you in the ass or the headbutt. Idk.

I grabbed her titty. She asked me too. With a tear in her eye she said please please please Mr. Trump touch my titty. I obligated. I couldn’t help it. I had to. She was so innocent. It was a perfect titty touch.

Why is he always wearing a meg beanie? Is he balding?

Unfortunately, the urine based system where richer people pee wealth on less rich people who then pee on poorer people and so on isn’t sound economic theory. Call me surprised, and soaked in freedom pee.

I’m a little worried… My pants are dry, but I’m still a little worried.

It’s a good thing that we are focusing on this and that the fact that he says he’ll skull fuck Nancy Pelosi and Adam Schiff if he gets in office (or whatever).

It’s literally in the title. You don’t even have to read the article.