How does anyone about that in such detail?

Muscle strength-focused workout. This is the way. Sitting all day is the death of your spine. Work out with weights, stronger muscles will save you

You’re talking about shooting, not cutting

Austrian here - 1st question: no idea. 2nd question: no Same here, US imperialism was never discussed as such in my history lessons during the late 80ies and 90ies. Would read about these atrocities only mich later, maybe in more “official” sources only if you’re a student of history or politics and such.

There should be an income maximum. It should be a little above the maximum happiness threshold. Any income above that should be taxed at 95%

What NPD?

It’s a bad example, because we are not monkeys, we lack zookeepers and money normally rots only at a much, much slower rate than oranges and increases itself over a certain threshold

If only it were that easy to cut down billionaires…

*works in America where walls are actually hollow

So weird to see more than one-third downvotes, when all the comments are atheist-supporting. Maybe many read this comic as anti-atheistic (“what a jerk he is for making his poor mom unhappy!”)?

Ah, you must be one of the people who say “guns don’t kill people”

Also, no caffeine for breakfast. It causes the afternoon crash to come extra hard. To mitigate it even more, have your lunch extra light (small portion, easy to digest)

I don’t get the meme though

More teacher comics, please! 🥲

European here. So how did this go yesterday? News coverage?

What’s that greyed-out US flag - does it stand for anything specific?

This should be a TheOnion article 🤣

As long as the shoes don’t smell…

I’m almost afraid to ask, but dumb questions are kinda my thing: I don’t understand what gives the guy in first pic grimy hands, and how it leads to sexy pics in someone else’s (?) Closet (??).