If the duck sits still (actual stuffy), bow. If it moves around (comes alive), neck.

Sounds like a spoiled child

He’s a ghoul, and deserves the worst.

That said, attending an inauguration is absolutely less stressful than being prosecuted.

Because they can’t beat her face in that position?

Sonic gets framed for Shadow’s crime and escapes authorities snowboarding down an inclined street

Except UHC doesn’t own a drawing of Luigi Mangione the way Nintendo owns Luigi Mario.

His entire career is based on 1. saying what people want to hear, then 2. stabbing them in the back. This is nothing new whatsoever. Everyone laments step 2 so much that people forget about step 1.

If he outright said it was planted, and then they could “prove” it wasn’t, that would reduce his plea options, I think

Maybe put that energy into something useful instead

One a week would be about 6 CEOs before the nazis officially take over

They’re bluffing. Trying to get him to make a mistake

Simplest explanation is they’re plants.

Second simplest explanation is blackmail.

The guy in those photos has a different color coat and a different backpack… what makes the NYPD think they’re the shooter? Is there only one guy in NYC that wears a coat and backpack in checks notes December?

Like Signal?

Does anyone have a guide or tutorial that can help me make sense of what everyone is talking about here?

I’ll entertain that argument once he’s no longer president and can no longer give those other pardons.

So that’s a dozen or so Biden lies compared to literally thousands of Trump lies… hmm

The trolls are getting kicked out of Bluesky and landing here lol

So if you knew your son was about to be thrown in prison by your political opponents, you would do nothing? Then feel good about yourself?

Are you an asshole or a liar? Or both?

Insurrection and selling many pardons for $2m each vs giving one pardon… “party affiliation makes no difference” ok troll