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Why isn’t the emperor wearing an Emperor shirt?

https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Emperor/30

So like this?

I got stuck in the first dungeon, because one room required pushing two blocks together but I didn’t even think any of these blocks could be pushed at all!

Bought the official guide book a bit later

Recession

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I don’t think the LLM spouting nonsense responses part actively contributes to collecting and learning about user data much. Regular search queries and other behaviors (click tracking etc) already do this well enough and have most likely been using loads of machine learning for many years now

Love the irony that this is hosted on reddit

He doesn’t need to swing any voters. He just has to not be a woman

beetlemoses is a genius

Then don’t get rich :)

Wait until Trump and Elon hear about this

It says “garbage-filled sack” not “garbage sack”?

You literally listed a bunch of reasons why men shouldn’t be allowed to message first

Breath of the Wild: stepping out of the cave in the begining, seeing that vast world in front of Link waiting to be explored

The Switch was the first console I had since the PS2, and the PC “gaming” I did in the meantime was mostly retro games on emulators or a bit of Stardew Valley, so the contrast to that was HUGE.

Another one was re-playing Ragnarok Online months after quitting (and giving away all equipment and deleting all characters) with a friend. We were barely second job class (he was Hunter, I was Priest) and rudimentarily equipped enough to beat Abyss Knights, so we went leveling in the area where those sometimes spawn. AND ONE OF THEM DROPPED A CARD! Cards are extremely rare (allegedly 0.01% drop chance) and monster-specific, and the Abyss Knight card is extremely valuable. So from one second to the next, we practically went from piss poor to rich AF.

Another extremely lucky moment was in Diablo 2: a regular cow in the Cow Level dropped a (perfect!) Windforce, at the time one of the best unique items in the game. I don’t remember exactly but IIRC from some online calculator the chances for this drop were under one in a million (I wasn’t even wearing anything with lots of MF%)

Balatro is the new Doom?

That sounds metal AF

Enough people believe that it doesn’t apply if you just dehumanize the victims enough :(

Or even blockchain!

Snake? Snake???

SSNAAAAAAAKEEEE

“They were all dead …”

First words of Max Payne. But I always forget what comes next. Something about final gunshot something