Goddamn planned obsolescence.

Brother, I was there some decades ago. Now I buy games that I don’t have time to play so that you can pirate still. Be me one day, and the cycle can go forever.

I’ve noticed that my app takes a while to deploy, so I just wait for it to finish and eventually the probe works. 10-ish minutes usually works.

I can tell you the first one is total BS — there is no word in Portuguese that even sounds close to that one. Source: am a Portugal.