Why does Gabe look like he’s transforming into the precursor to this guy?

Dick Cheney has entered the chat…

Jon Stamos?

Needs a broke down Jeep and a pit bull chained to a rusted fridge.

Don’t worry choom, we’ll get through this somehow…

I’m starting to feel like I’m living the prequel to Cyberpunk 2077…

You mean hamberders, yes?

Common procedures for lizard people once they have matured to their third molting.

Never fear, Idaho has had a thriving white nationalist population spanning several decades. I started throwing punches at those fucks at punk shows in WA and OR since the mid 90s.

“Slaps” “Slams” “Claps back”

The word you’re looking for isn’t something from an early 2000s dance battle movie between rival social cliques.

The same people who publicly justify their lack of humanity with well rehearsed elevator pitches, all neatly wrapped up in vague altruism and social benefit jargon.

But… he’s just a poor boy…

Gas lightning is one of the many disgusting tactics corporate lawyers build their careers on.

Extra points if they are not white

This is the way