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Anyone that knows anything about average TT users knew that if the ban was going to happen, that this was going to happen in some way, shape, or form.

There were plenty of reasons for my deleting fb over a decade ago, and this horsefuckery is just one more fuckery to add to the list of fb fuckeries (damn, they are many!).

Excuse us, but we prefer our elected officials’ corruption to continue unimpeded, thank you! — Conservatives

Dated pop culture reference: [INSERT DATED POP CULTURE REFERENCE HERE]

Deport righties to the North Pole so they can chill the fuck out for once

Well, yeah, platforms (unless otherwise specified) are for-profit. Anything that would impede their profit stream is naturally going to be censored so that profit can continue uninterrupted.

Can’t have some idiot poor going around making richoids uncomfortable, they’d just pull their money, and that would mean less money going to the platforms.

Step 1: profit. Step 2: profit. All other steps: profit. EZPZ

“When’s the next bus?” — No one, ever.

The guy’s clearly a bank employee, not sure why barkeep’s just making shit up like that

Yes, by all means. Considering how dismal it’s about to be in the states, the only ones that would revile you for imaging a brighter future are mostly those who voted to make it darker.

Same fucking here!

A very good American.

“No! No! My employer shouldn’t be paying me a living wage, the people I serve should be paying me my living wage! My employer is categorically not at all responsible for paying me!”

— you, a very wonderful person, and a damned good American!

Awesome! I also just started playing Hades, which you may want to check out.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hades_(video_game)?wprov=sfti1

I can vouch for nearly all of the suggestions in this thread, and suggest one I haven’t seen: Vampire Survivors. I’m not one much for anything to do with vampires, but the mechanics with this one are really pretty good.

If you’ve ever seen bullet hell games like Touhou, it’s kind of like that, but you are the bullet hell. You also only have one real control during the action part of the game and that is to move your character around the non-stop enemy swarms that come at you.

Your character has a weapon and automatically uses that weapon without any input from you, and as you kill enemies, you collect gems that allow you to upgrade that weapon that constantly fires. You also get chances for other item and weapons upgrades with the intent to learn their “unions” (a la The Binding of Isaac) where items work together to create fantastical “bullet heaven” screen-clearing destruction.

There’s probably a wiki about it, but it’s really pretty damn good.

messing about with the fruit

You make it sound as though they’re meth addicts feverishly trying to breed a grapefruit with a lionfish and a carburetor lol

The lemon is a hybrid of the bitter orange and citron.

Well, their quality of life just vastly improved

Republicans are grubby, filthy pieces of shit.

Conservatives are immoral.

Christians are child-sacrificing, pedophilic ghouls.

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Test the algorithm with these and see what happens.

Always was.

[Community note: Mark Zuckerberg died due to having his bowel perforated during sexual relations with a horse. The rest, however, is fact.]