😂

Bringing guns to a drone fight, I see. Brilliant.

Oh, dammit.

How’s your… Your…

Hmm…Too soon for menopause jokes unless you were in or beyond college for those references…

Hows that… Nostalgia for things not sucking treating you??

Hah! Got her.

Yep. I saying we’ve lost.

Not that it isn’t ongoing, we’ve just been position with our pants down, wrists chained to our ankles, bent over a barrel.

It’s frustrating because yes, online, this is true.

But you take my liberal parents whose gospel is MSNBC, and they cringe when I bring up that it is a genocide.

The way these old fucks collect voting demographics reflects the people who vote – old people.

I guess I’m saying is I know why she didn’t. Because dumb fuck boomers running her campaign told her it was their best bet because historically young people don’t vote and old people do.

I’m jaded. I might officially be jaded.

How are you knees/hairline?

😎

Oligarchy.

We’re no better than Russia.

By design.

We lost the cold war folks.

Yellow 5.

Rumors of it killing sperm back in the days of Surge.

RIGHT IN THE NICK OF TIME

WAY TO GO YOU SAVED THE DAY

Holy hilarious, I hope the village people weren’t needing residuals for a comfy retirement.

This will be the last time they make money, I’d imagine.

Luigi Mangione

Luigi Mangione

Luigi Mangione

This is short sighted.

Hungry folks’ anger knows no limits. They have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

Targeting the growing homeless population. Don’t let it confuse you for anything else.

Until you provide an easy solution for grandparents to watch their grandkids grow up, meta will have a captive generation and a half.

If you buy two subscriptions you get 1.5x the protection. Unfortunately there are diminishing marginal returns.

For regular insurance. You, my friend, if sounds like you want the premium insurance. It’s just $24.99 /mo + a one time $200 activation fee.

The premium insurance has no diminishing marginal returns and you can buy as many as you’d like! However, they all must be activated individually.

Scams? In LA?

WELL, Not if you buy my scam insurance. $5 a month.

I believe that >90% of aita is not traffic at this point.

Sounds awfully woke

No no no, they added jobs*

*Uber drivers

Kremlin: no we got a 0-day on that, we want that now.