Who gets to keep the nukes?

It is technically correct though and I think we should all take to calling him that 'cause you just know it would piss him off

He already ran for leader twice…

You volunteering?

Part of the Metropolitan police too it would seem given that they’ve brought in counter terrorism officers

apparently that is now banned, because otherwise I might have become a scaly, for life?

I’m not seeing a denial…

It’s also worth remembering that a bunch of the electronics in the F35 were developed by BAE Systems. If we really got to the “trying to sabotage the planes sold to allies” stage, America’s F35 fleet would be fucked too.

Thank goodness there isn’t a concerning bird flu variant rattling around in dairy cows in the US right now then…

Maybe that’s why it failed

Well 250,000 is more than 250 so they’re technically correct (the best kind of correct)…

Given how much Trump allegedly wants the peace prize because Obama got one, the Nobel committee have an opportunity to do the funniest shit ever by giving Zelenskyy it over him.

No. He’s too good for their ratings.

Though I do wish Zelenskyy had pointed out the $350bn in aid lie that Trump keeps spouting.

He would need to have been able to get a word in edgeways to do that. What should happen is that media reporting on it should point out that it’s a lie but most media organizations seem too busy gargling Trump’s balls these days for that.

“Your government spends more per capita on healthcare through Medicare, Medicaid and government employee insurance than any country with universal healthcare” ~ the rest of the world

In fairness, in this case it’s part of a quote.

Time for the UK government to make good on all that money we spent rescuing OneWeb…

If he was scared of being hanged for treason you would have thought he might have stopped committing treason for five minutes.

I’ll take “why is my codebase full of technical debt” for 500, Alex.

Feels like it would be quicker and easier just to write the code myself at that point…

Cream of the crop

Rich and thick