CIA agents in 2018: my tummy horts I think I got hit by a commie death ray =(

Every so often they’ll release an update that breaks everything, or they’ll patch something and the processor improvements will be bigger than intel or amd get out of a generation, showing how gimped it was to begin with.

Clocking in to make money for my boss and landlord o7

This is definitely Musk wanting to add PayPal features to twitter without regulatory expenses, right?

Oh wow, this might actually be incredibly useful

With the help of AI changes to basic knowledge could get more frequent.

Using an oracle always does

I feel like an obvious one is missing: oracle

Yeah but some people find them boring to look at so we have to keep building prisons instead.

Ash Williams moves to the suburbs

Is your neighbour dual-wielding lawnmowers?

Maybe, but for Civ 6 specifically the launcher came out a few years into the game’s lifespan, so I’m not sure they were doing it for whatever marginal revenue benefit that would be. I imagine selling DLC without Steam or whatever storefront getting a cut might be a motivating factor.

Trans scientist inventing a gender that observes a different speed of light in different inertial reference frames.

Bethesda games are just a jobs program for modders at this point

Wonder if there’s an old school CIA guy that’s like “we used to assassinate world leaders and start genocides” while posting “lol xinnie the pooh”

Pretty sure most subreddits that put it to a vote had the userbases support the blackouts as well.

And all the signage sounds like it was written by google translatr

They’re gonna find Sadam’s WMDs first.

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It’s really funny this all happened around truth and reconcilliation week.