How about one of those sliders where you reveal the original image and it can be half and half? Make it a capital crime not to do it. Auto-levels with no original? Straight to jail.

If you feel much less despair, you are fooling yourself. Belief that we are on the precipice of things getting better is a delusion. All of those politicians want you happily walking the street keeping yourselves busy. Thinking you’re doing something to help. Anything to keep the pitchforks in the barn while they bleed you dry.

You know someone named Karen called up to complain

If you’re smart, you’ll buy Tylenol stock and bank on the rebound.

Protesting and marches are no longer an effective tool. Times change, tactics need to catch up.

Nada.

Lmfao, what are eastern governments going to do?

We shouldn’t be bailing out countries

Barreling, swooping, tumbling, smashiiiiiinnnnggggg

She’s not even a hurricane, just subtropical.

Meanwhile, products labeled “Made in China Mexico” up 600%

If they were smart—and I hope they aren’t—they will farm out to their own clients computers.

But what was written on the bullet shells?!

The last one did nothing. This one will do nothing. If Trump is there, be sure to block his chopper.

I wonder if Measles uses as much autotune as Bad Bunny, I hear they’re a killer band.

A radio DJ 🤣 such qualifications

“Prove you have ceased fire”

“No”

Just like God intended

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