States don’t pay taxes – people do. *

*And corporations.

Eighteen year hangovers are the worst.

Corollary: I don’t care about the results when dumb people are polled.

They’re going after people who plant trees…

Welcome back. I have some jobs for you

In 2025, how many children will die from raw milk?

Some lawyer. “conspiracy against rights” isn’t a real crime.

If you can vote early, vote as early as possible. Part of the Democratic mission is to turn out the vote, and if you vote the earliest, we can focus on those who have not yet voted.

The Dems control flies now, apparently.

Ha, I turn it off for your protection. Do you have any idea what I look like in the morning?

You’re going to sit behind Trump? Are the oxygen masks functional?

The eyeliner helps though.

What happens if you make a mistake with your initial instructions?

Lack of standing. He is not a citizen of Michigan…

Nice gallop, Mr Gish.

Colorado, this is Florida speaking. What is wrong with you?

Where is Craig Kilborn when you need him?

Yeah, if you are going to hold a mic, get a real one that is meant to be held. I don’t know what that mic in a cup thing is even.

I cannot find where I read this. I suspect that it was speculation by someone on Lemmy. Please disregard.

I read somewhere that he was given some food with the vax – he did them for the food.